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THE FACEBOOK SIGNATURE CONSPIRACY
PUT ON YOUR TINFOIL HATS, I HAVE A CONSPIRACY THEORY.
Brad Stevens-to-IU music videos! Kill me.
Brad Stevens is not coming to Indiana. Please stop this.
CQ bofas H&R: An Oral History
The tweet may be gone, but it will never be forgotten. Let us look back on one of the most important events in the basketball rivalry between Indiana and Purdue.
AP Poll: Hoosiers up to #3
The Hoosiers' meteoric rise to the top of the polls continue, now ranked third with one first-place vote.
We (probably) found Kyle Schwarber’s flight to Cleveland on FlightAware
Skeptical of the report that he’ll play tomorrow? WE GOT YA COVERED.
Kirk Cousins had to wear an Indiana football shirt because Michigan State lost
NATE SUDFELD FOR KING
Did Jim Harbaugh eat a booger? A Crimson Quarry investigation
It’s our bye week so we have time to do some VERY SERIOUS journalism.
WHY YOU SHOULD HATE EVERY B1G TEAM IN 2016
THE TEAM YOU LIKE? WELL GUESS WHAT, IT'S BAD.
The two perfect Big 12 expansion candidates
We'd like to nominate two dark horses for the conference expansion sweepstakes! This is a very serious blog post on a very serious web site.
#FireTomCrean twitter accounts, ranked
Join us for a dive deep into the abyss of Indiana fandom.
No, Crean (most likely) didn't want to cut nets after UK
No, Tom Crean didn't want to cut the nets down after he beat Kentucky. Ignore this.
Would Tom Crean whip your ass? A discussion
Has Tom Crean been working out? We think Tom Crean's been working out. This lead to a discussion. As Crean approaches his 50th birthday, could he kick your ass?
Should you run for Congress? A quiz.
Here at Crimson Quarry, we'll also serve as your political advisor, free of charge.
RUTGERS NEEDS A COACH AND WE HAVE IDEAS
Our ideas don't stop at coaches. We've pulled out all the stops with a proposal that is sure to change the tides for Rutger basketball.
Watch this terrible and bad Purdue rap song
BOILERS DON'T MESS. BOILERS DON'T MESS.
BACHELOR CONTESTANTS AS BIG TEN TITLE CONTENDERS
BEN HIGGINS HIMSELF IS PROBABLY JUST CHRISTIAN HACKENBERG AND NOT A BASKETBALL TEAM AT ALL BECAUSE HE THREW A LOT OF INTERCEPTIONS GET IT
Here is a video, starring Tom Crean
Uhhhhhhh, what is this?
Songs Tom Crean should rap, ranked
WITHOUT EXPLANATION
RUNNING OFF THE PLUG, RANKED AND EXPLAINED
PLIES SHOUTED OUT INDIANA BASKETBALL SO LET'S BREAK DOWN THE TAPE
B1G power rankings: Iowa climbs to the top
We took some decade-old sports takes and applied them to the Big Ten conference of today! Sure, this may have been a silly column gimmick, but we ran with it!
No, Notre Dame is not Indiana's most consistent
Mike Brey did some trollin' on today's conference call before the Crossroads Classic. LET'S DO SOME FACT CHECKING.
THE HATER'S TRAVEL GUIDE: NEW YORK CITY
Let's be real, no one actually likes NYC. Come join us as we stop faking it and collectively bash a city to make ourselves feel better.
Tom Crean is having a great time being Tom Crean in Maui
MAUI CREAN YES pic.twitter.com/oloaN5hctK
— Kyle Robbins (@kylerrobbins) November 22, 2015
Tom Crean has one of the best college basketball teams in America. He's also incapable of taking a normal looking photo. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SHORTS TOM? GOOD LORD.
EVERY INDIANA GAME, PREVIEWED IN ONE WORD
We could do capsules and analysis and breakdowns for every single game in Indiana's upcoming season. But you won't read them. So here's one word on each game.
EVERY BIG TEN SCHOOL KEEPS DISRESPECTING RUTGERS
We've been accused of disrespecting Rutgers here. Turns out we're not the only ones.
KYLE SCHWARBER LOVES TO SING SONGS IN CHOIR
Prior to mashing baseballs out of the earth's orbit, the former Hoosier was a dang Glee cast member. Here is the best video you will see today.
WHAT SHOULD LEE CORSO WEAR?
With no dedicated mascot, the Hoosiers offer an endless selection of ideas to signify Lee Corso's pick for the game.
HATER'S GUIDE: FIU
THIS COULD JUST BE A SLOW, DELIBERATE READING OF RON TURNER'S RESUME, YOU KNOW
It is September 6th.
The Big Ten is officially eliminated from placing a team in the playoff. It is September 6th.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID) September 7, 2014
It is September 6th.
FOOTBALL TRAFFIC WILL SUCK. HERE ARE TIPS.
Construction converting four-lane State Road 37 into I-69 is going to *attempt* to make your Saturday suck. Here are some ways to make it not suck.