I know what you’re thinking, but there’s no time for an explanation. Daddy had to deal with some matters upstate and bond money doesn’t grow on trees. It’s all in the past now. That said— if somebody named Daryl calls, tell him I died in a boating accident.
MUSIC FOR THE OCCASION!
I hope everyone had a good summer. We’ve trudged through the sports desert that is The Summer and now it’s ti-
NO SERIOUSLY WHERE THE HELL HAVE Y’ALL BEEN?
Listen, man, have you ever intended to get ONE THING done on a Saturday and then you let the day get away from you and before you realize it you’re beers deep and it’s 11 PM so you just figure you’ll do it next week? Have you ever had that happen for like three straight months? Let he who is without laziness cast the first stone. That’s basically scripture. You gonna argue with God on this?
HOW DO YOU PLAN TO MAKE THIS UP TO US?
We don’t. There can be no apologies, there can only be content.
CONTENT YOU SAY?
Yes! Game weeks are going to be chock full of it. Power rankings, game previews, a revamped betting guide (PEOPLE’S PARLAY SZN), a couple columns, and hard-hitting analysis about which third down call we borked the previous week.
In addition to the football coverage, we’re also going to be covering the soccer team and keeping our finger on the pulse of BASKETBALL CROOTIN’ because we are all about giving the people what they want.
The Podcast Was Good is coming back too. I can’t promise it’ll be anything more than me and the other Kyle just Remembering Some Box Scores from mid-aughts Indiana football games for 44 minutes and change every nineteen days but it’ll still be there.
THIS ALL SOUNDS GREAT, ARE YOU GOING TO ACTUALLY COMMIT TO THIS OR IS THIS JUST A TEMPORARY THING UNTIL WE’RE TRAILING BALL STATE IN THE FOURTH QUARTER AND EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL?