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So this Zion Williamson fella, pretty big deal huh? Flip on ESPN. There’s a good chance you’ll hear about him within the hour. Watching a game between Nebraska and Clemson? Better get in some Zion talk. Are the Cavaliers playing on ESPN? What if, now hear me out, what if Duke played them...and won????
FOLKS ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS GUY? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE HIM?
The Zion fatigue is already setting in. We see it every single year in college basketball. A star player that’s usually a freshman takes the nation by storm. Then there’s the backlash to the hype. Then there’s the backlash to the backlash of the hype. It’s an endless cycle.
Anyways, Zion Williamson is this year’s version. His high flying dunks and freakish athleticism have made him the perfect player for the social media age.
Many people are saying that they’ve never seen anything like him. I beg to differ.
Zion Williamson is content farm Jared Sullinger.
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) August 15, 2018
Thanks.
Whom else is excited to watch Zion Williamson, who is just DeJuan Blair with a loyal Instagram following.
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) November 19, 2018
Rui Hachimura, who is good, is going to drop 25 on Zion, who is just Chuck Hayes with some bounce
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) November 21, 2018
Can't wait to watch Gonzaga beat Duke and Zion later, who is just Glen Davis with a million instagram followers named Braydynn.
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) November 21, 2018
Only a few more minutes before the Duke-Gonzaga game.
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) November 21, 2018
Can't wait to watch Rui Hachimura go to work against Zion Williamson, who is really just a House of Highlights version of Corey Maggette.
Zion Williamson is basketball Jared Lorenzen.
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) November 21, 2018
Thanks.
This is really a huge day #onhere for me and @kicknyrgios
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) November 21, 2018
Everyone is finally seeing that Zion is just Antonio Gates with a 2K layup package
Zion Williamson is content farm Gerald Wallace have a blessed night everyone.
— big holy cross guy (@kicknyrgios) October 24, 2018
zion is content farm brandon dawson.
— big holy cross guy (@kicknyrgios) November 20, 2018
Big game tonight between Rui Hachimura (good) and Zion Williamson (DJ White but with a Ball Is Life Vine Compilation).
— big holy cross guy (@kicknyrgios) November 21, 2018
I don’t condone DJ White slander here but I’ll allow it in the name of jokes.
People react to Zion the same Shea Serrano would react if he watched Rodney Williams play literally one time.
— big holy cross guy (@kicknyrgios) November 21, 2018
zion is the answer to the age old question "what if 200,000 kids from carmel indiana named braxtyn watched khalil iverson play on national tv" https://t.co/e6ljyLjYvR
— big holy cross guy (@kicknyrgios) November 21, 2018
There you have it folks. Zion is just another guy. Look for Juwan Morgan to have a huge game against him too.
iu lost, whatever
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) November 18, 2018
juwan is still giving zion 28 and 13
Zion looks great tonight but it'll be a bad look for him when Juwan Morgan gives him 32 and 13.
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) November 7, 2018
Juwan Morgan is going to give him 29 & 13 when Indiana beats Duke. https://t.co/BHTyFlfU1Z
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) August 16, 2018
All you need to know is that Juwan Morgan is going to mess around and drop 31 & 13 on him in Cameron. https://t.co/LQov77DVgr
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) August 15, 2018
Juwan Morgan is going to give him 28 and 14 easy. https://t.co/XyiwhNphdc
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) August 14, 2018
Juwan Morgan is going for 28 and 14 against him. https://t.co/HFSXPImzsQ
— Chris Schutte (@ChrisSchutte3) July 31, 2018
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