Purdue Boilermakers at Indiana Hoosiers: GAMETHREAD

Who? Indiana Hoosiers (12-9 (5-4), #92 KenPom) vs. Purdue Boilermakers (20-2 (9-0), #3 KenPom)

When? Sunday, January 28 at 3:30 PM EST - FOX

Where? Assembly Hall, Bloomingotn, IN

Vegas? Purdue -8.5

Pomeroy? Purdue 78-65, 13% chance of Indiana victory

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The line has plummeted two points in Indiana's favor since this morning! STRANGE.

Anyway here's part of the game preview because I'm too lazy to write out anything new. It's not even a useful part of the game preview. Suckers!

THREE THINGS

• Everyone clear out and make Matt Haarms and Tim Priller go one-on-one: We’re starving for content here. Make each team trot out their under-recruited stretch big man for halfcourt some make it-take it. Will this benefit Indiana in any discernible way? No! Will it give us something hilarious to write about during a season that has been exhaustingly devoid of content? Yes!
• Give me control of @HammerAndRails for the duration of the game: TRAVIS I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS. Let me drive, baby. No one can roast Indiana better than I can. I’ve got a list of great heckles and fresh material to disseminate among the Purdue faithful. Your fans are -still- trotting out a GIF from like four years ago. It’s embarrassing. Isaac Haas basically ran away scared from Troy Williams two seasons ago– these things have a shelf life of like, a week. Let me resurrect the brand. Let’s build.
• Remember to have fun and stay hydrated: Our next two games after this are at Ohio State and home against Michigan State. Eat at Arby’s.