Normally I would do a power rankings right now. However, considering the state of B1G hoops, I’ve decided to switch things up a bit.
Behold, the Big Ten butt rankings.
In order from largest butt to smallest butt:
Butt scored zero on Clemson
Butt the size of the State Farm Center roof
WE ARE.... Butt
They swear their Butt is smaller than normal
Butt size changes between offense and defense
Turtle shell Butt
Butt decreases as season goes on
Got off social media and now has a smaller Butt
Row the Butt
Cheese curd-sized Butt
Not enough Butt to moon anyone