VERSES IN RAP SONGS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE TOM CREAN PERFORM IN A POST-GAME PRESS CONFERENCE, RANKED

1. Takeoff, Pipe It Up, Migos

2. Casino, Move That Dope, Future

3. Entire song, Stick Talk, Future

4. like just the first few bars, Norf Norf, Vince Staples

4. Rick Ross, John, Lil Wayne & Rick Ross

5. Murphy Lee, Welcome To Atlanta (Coast To Coast Remix), Jermaine Dupri, Diddy, Murphy Lee, Nelly, Snoop Dogg

6. Young Jeezy, Top Back (Remix), T.I., some other folks

7. El-P's 3rd verse, Oh My Darling (Don't Cry), Run The Jewels

8. Quavo, Hannah Montana, Migos

9. whole song, Ritz Carlton, Plies

9. literally just the words "I'M A BIG BAD WOLF THERE'S A FULL MOON Y'ALL", This Could Be Us, Rae Sremmurd

10. 1st verse, Feds Watching, 2 Chainz

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87. the whispering part, Boyfriend, Justin Bieber

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225. first verse, I Play Chicken With The Train, Cowboy Troy

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1,684. regular press conference.

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18,545. this

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