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It's freezing in Bloomington, and Indiana football's 2016 offense is already out here throwing routes in the snow

Zander's outchere throwing trick shots in sweatpants and FOR GOD SAKES PUT A SHIRT ON SIMMIE

By Kyle Robbins

The last college football game of the 2015 season will be played tonight in Arizona where it will be presumably, you know, warm.

Some of Indiana's offensive stars are already getting ready for 2016. Where it is, presumably, you know, cold as shit.

First, here's junior-to-be and person who ended Tvyis Powell's poor life Zander Diamont tossing sub-zero dimes to either Simmie Cobbs or J-Shun Harris. (We can't tell.) Harris, of course, is coming off ACL surgery that robbed him of his 2015 season when he was expected to be one of the Hoosiers' primary targets.

Next, here's The Logo with the iced-out remix of ol' Johnathan Football's famous Dude Perfect dime-dropping video.

And let's close with Simmie Cob--WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PUT A DANG SHIRT ON SON

DON'T SEE ALABAMA OUT HERE THROWIN' ROUTES IN THE SNOW SABAN'S BOYS AREN'T TOUGH LIKE THOSE INDIANA KIDS PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL

Indiana opens the dang season on September 3 in Miami against FIU, where there will, presumably, not be snow on the ground. We'll have our full CQ Way-Too-Early Season Preview up tomorrow.

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