Kyle Schwarber is good at hitting baseballs.
Last night, he broke his bat trying to hit a baseball, and the bat hit him in the head. He responded as only Kyle Schwarber would, by getting a new bat and placing the very next wall a very long distance away where some fan/ball boy/other ballpark employee must go retrieve it.
Oh, and yeah, he's alright done the same thing tonight, too.
SCHWARBER BOMB! A towering blast to RF doubles our lead to 2-0! That's Kyle's fourth longball of the season!— Tennessee Smokies (@smokiesbaseball) April 28, 2015
C'MON THEO LET'S DO THIS, IT'S 2015, YOU'VE SEEN THE BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIES.