Aaaarrrribba! The leaves are turning and the weather is damp and cold and grey which could only mean one thing -- it's time for America's Greatest College Party Week. Fasten up your kickin' shoes and cheap ponchos! PUNTWEEK™ is here.
Wait, what's PUNTWEEK™?
Glad you asked! No live event can match the majesty of a high-flyin' poo-colored ball of pig flesh -- and thus PUNTWEEK™ was created to honor the most exciting play: the punt. Each year, punt appreciators from across the globe congregate in the exotic locales of either Bloomington, Indiana or State College, Pennsylvania for a week of events and revelry -- culminating with the premier attraction at PUNTWEEK™: an American Football competition between Indiana University and Pennsylvania State University.
Hold on, I've never heard of this. When was PUNTWEEK™ founded?
uh like ten minutes ago on this website
PUNTWEEK™ was established upon the one-year anniversary of the Greatest Intercollegiate Football Game Ever Played, last year's edge-of-your-seat thriller between Indiana and Penn State. The Nittany Lions took home the victory 13-7, but we all know the true winner -- you, the viewer.
FINAL Indiana drive chart vs. PSU: punt punt punt punt punt punt interception punt punt punt missed field goal punt punt interception downs— Chris Adamski (@C_AdamskiTrib) November 9, 2014
Indiana and Penn State combined for *20* punts during this game, and thanks to PUNTWEEK™, the majesty of this game will never be lost or forgotten.
Ok, so, what happens during PUNTWEEK™?
Glad you asked! There's something for everyone during PUNTWEEK™!
PUNTWEEK™ brings punt fans the opportunity to hear directly from the pre-eminent minds in punting across the footballin' landscape. Ted Talk? Pshhhhh. How about PUNT-TALKS? Featuring:
- 'Fourth And Two Is Not For You" - Ron Rivera
- "PUNT: A Slam Poetry Session" - Kirk Ferentz
- "Special Love: How Punting Helped Me Bring Back That Spark In Bed" - Frank Beamer
- "Laying Up: Punting For Your Golf Game" - Zach Johnson
- "Next Question: The Art of the Word Punt" - Randy Wittman
There's musical guests, too! Like:
Jason Derulo, featuring his hit single "WANT TO PUNT ME"
And demonstrations and how-to-sessions, such as:
wait hmm running low on other ideas
let's try google
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, NO
THE PUNTWEEK™ COMMITTEE DOES NOT CONDONE THE PUNTING OF ANY HUMANS OR ANIMALS
(but we do condone great football punts, like the ones featured inside this awesome instructional video)