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We could do up all this information for you on each game -- with stats and breakdowns and the like. That would also be a waste of time because a) you probably won't read it all and b) this is college basketball. College basketball is stupid. It renders logic and numbers and breakdowns often irrelevant, especially those done prior to Halloween.
Here is the entire Indiana schedule, previewed in one word.
OTTAWA
poutine
BELLARMINE
burton
EASTERN ILLINOIS
romo
AUSTIN PEAY
urine
CREIGHTON
trap
WAKE FOREST
win
ST. JOHNS/VANDY
win
OTHER MAUI GAME
win
ALCORN STATE
who
AT DUKE
ted cruz
MOREHEAD STATE
kentucky
IPFW
260
MCNEESE STATE
nebraska
NOTRE DAME @ BANKERS LIFE FIELDHOUSE
red
KENNESAW STATE
cobb
@ RUTGERS
prophylaxis
@ NEBRASKA
coachfight
WISCONSIN
nigel
OHIO STATE
strippers
@ MINNESOTA
strippers
ILLINOIS
hurt
NORTHWESTERN
tournament
@ WISCONSIN
loss
MINNESOTA
interim
@ MICHIGAN
trash
@ PENN STATE
sneaky
IOWA
goggles
@ MICHIGAN STATE
eron
NEBRASKA
coachfight
PURDUE
gameday
@ ILLINOIS
desperate
@ IOWA
letdown
MARYLAND
title