Every Indiana basketball game in 2015-16, previewed in one word

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We could do capsules and analysis and breakdowns for every single game in Indiana's upcoming season. But you won't read them. So here's one word on each game.

By Kyle Robbins@kylerrobbins Oct 28, 2015, 12:03pm EDT

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We could do up all this information for you on each game -- with stats and breakdowns and the like. That would also be a waste of time because a) you probably won't read it all and b) this is college basketball. College basketball is stupid. It renders logic and numbers and breakdowns often irrelevant, especially those done prior to Halloween.

Here is the entire Indiana schedule, previewed in one word.

OTTAWA

poutine

BELLARMINE

burton

EASTERN ILLINOIS

romo

AUSTIN PEAY

urine

CREIGHTON

trap

WAKE FOREST

win

ST. JOHNS/VANDY

win

OTHER MAUI GAME

win

ALCORN STATE

who

AT DUKE

ted cruz

MOREHEAD STATE

kentucky

IPFW

260

MCNEESE STATE

nebraska

NOTRE DAME @ BANKERS LIFE FIELDHOUSE

red

KENNESAW STATE

cobb

@ RUTGERS

prophylaxis

@ NEBRASKA

coachfight

WISCONSIN

nigel

OHIO STATE

strippers

@ MINNESOTA

strippers

ILLINOIS

hurt

NORTHWESTERN

tournament

@ WISCONSIN

loss

MINNESOTA

interim

@ MICHIGAN

trash

@ PENN STATE

sneaky

IOWA

goggles

@ MICHIGAN STATE

eron

NEBRASKA