Twitter dot com is a great place to find both informational and humorous content in a fast and efficient way across many subjects, such as news, weather and sports. Since college basketball is a sport, many folks make twitter dot come a destination for both informational and humorous content. Some folks also think they would be good at adding to the humorous content on twitter dot com, in the form of parody coach accounts. This is not true, however, because coach parody accounts are not humorous, usually.
Here is a Top 25 ranking of college basketball coaches, by number of bad parody accounts.
1. Tom Crean, Indiana (20)
These Super Bowl commercials get worse every year
— Not Tom Crean (@CreanyTom) January 2, 2015
@CreanyTom, @Not_YoBoy_Tom, @Not_TomCrean, @NotThomasCrean, @NotNottomcrean, @Not_Tom_Crean, @ImNotTomCrean, @NotTomCrean_, @NotTomCrean, @FakeTomCreanIU, @FakeCTC, @Fake_CoachCrean, @_FakeTomCrean, @FakeIUCTC, @FakeTomCrean1, @FakeTomCrean6, @TheFakeTomCrean, @Fake_TomCrean, @FakeCoach Crean, @TomCrean2
2. John Calipari, Kentucky (17)
Crazy nite w/ Jay-Z. Had breakfast w/ 2-Chainz. He suggested we start calling #BBN 8 Titles since we got 8 Titles. I see his logic… #Genius
— Fake John Calipari (@FakeCalipari) September 29, 2012
@HonestCalipari, @J_Calipari, @NotJ_Calipari, @NotCoachCal, @kentuckybb22, @NCalipari, @CoachCalParody, @NotJohnCalipari, @FakeCalipari, @UKJohnCalapari, @Fake_Calipari, @FakeJohnCalipar, @FakeCalipariUK, @Fake_CoachCal, @FakeCoachCal, @CalipariGoogled, @FakeUKCalipari
3. Bill Self, Kansas (17)
Embiid should be allowed to spear the guy guarding him and play it off as culturally acceptable!!!!!
— Bill Self (@FakeBillSelf) November 30, 2013
@fakebillself, @ananandbillself, @FauxBillSelf, @_FakeBillSelf_, @FakeBillSelfKU, @FakeCoaBillSelf, @BillSelfFake, @FakeBillSelf1, @Fake_Bill_Self, @fakebill_self, @fakebillyself, @FakeBillSelf_kU, @notbillself, @something324231, @YABOYSELF, @FakeBillSelfK_U, @fake_BillSelf,
4. Tim Miles, Nebraska (12)
If it wasn't for the other teams we play, I wouldn't know what an offensive rebound looks like.
— Fake Tim Miles (@TimpostorMiles) January 6, 2015
@Fake_Tim_Miles, @FakeTimMiles, @TimpostorMiles, @tim5280ft, @Fake_TimMiles, @RealTimMiles, @TheFakeTimMiles, @FauxTimmyMiles, @BigredbballTim, @BeausTim, @FauxTimMiles, @NotTimMiles
5. Mike Krzyzewski, Duke (11)
...the only redneck I ever had was when my neighborhood gang took turns beating each other with a metal jumprope. #memories
— Michael Krzyzewski I (@NotCoachK) March 28, 2011
@NotKrzyzewski, @NotCoachK, @NotKrzyzewskiDU, @FakeCoachK, @CoachKKK, @FakeCoachK, @MrFakeCoachK, @Fake_CoachK, @reallynotcoachk, @NotRealCoachK, @fakecoachkay
6. Rick Pitino, Louisville (7)
Got that? Good. Back to sleep. Girls, let me know if you want in
— Not Slicky Ricky (@notRickPitino) August 4, 2011
@RickPitinoWords, @notRickPitino, @CoachRickPitino, @RickNotPitino, @notCoachPitino, @NotRickPitino1, @FakeRickPitino
7. Roy Williams, North Carolina (7)
Cotdamnit
— Daggum Roy (@DaggumRoy) December 20, 2014
@DaggumRoy, @NotRoyWilliams, @FakeCoachRoy, @Fake_Coach_Roy, @FakeRWilliams, @FakeRoyUNC, @fakeroywilliams
8. Steve Alford, UCLA (6)
Keep shooting Bryce!! #DaddyBall #UCLABB
— Not Steve Alford (@Coach_Alford) December 29, 2014
@Coach_Alford, @NotSteveAlford, @NotCoachAlford, @FakeSteveAlford, @FakeAlford, @FakeSteveAlford
9. Bruce Weber, Kansas State (6)
Don't worry about losing the tunnel dance next year guys... Martavious has been working on it with me all year and I think I'm getting it!
— Fake Bruce Weber (@FakeWeberKSU) March 5, 2013
@FakeWeberKSU, @fakebruceweber, @FauxBWeber, @notbruceweber, @FakeBWeberKSU, @EMAWBruceWeber
10. Frank Haith, Tulsa (5)
I am interested in spring boarding into modeling just for men beard coloring. Free samples accepted too
— Frank Haith (@NotFrankHaith) February 16, 2012
@NotFrankHaith, @FakeFrankHaith, @fakeFrank_Haith, @Tigerfrankhaith, @fakefrankatMU
11. Tom Izzo, Michigan State (5)
Well that was fun!
— Not Tom Izzo (@NotTomIzzo) January 6, 2015
@NotTomIzzo, @IzzoTom, @NotTomIzzo1, @tommyizzo, @faketomizzo
12. Thad Matta, Ohio State (5)
Anyone else notices the triangle in the K of Kentucky... Illuminati I think yes.
— Fake Thad *atta (@FakeMatta) April 8, 2014
@FakeThad_Matta, @Fake_Thad_Matta, @itsthadfromosu, @FakeMatta, @fauxthadmatta
13. Billy Donovan, Florida (5)
Am i the only one who hasn't seen these kim pics? Come on let me see em
— Pimp Billy Donovan (@donovan_not) November 13, 2014
@donovan_not, @notBillyDonovan, @NotCoachBillyD, @fakebilldonovan, @fakedonovan
14. Fran McCaffery, Iowa (4)
I tried watching Casino, but had to turn it off. Way too much profanity.
— Fake Fran McCaffery (@UnFranMcCaffery) April 12, 2011
@mccefery, @FakeFran, @UnFranMcCaffery, @FakeFrannyMac
15. Fred Hoiberg, Iowa State (4)
Shit last tweet was supposed to be a dm lol ignore that!
— Not FredHoiberg (@NotFredHoiberg) May 18, 2011
@fauxHoiberg, @FakeFredHoiberg, @Fauxberg, @NotFredHoiberg
16. Matt Painter, Purdue (4)
Merry freaking Flopmas
— Not Matt Painter (@NotMattPainter) January 8, 2015
@FakeMattPainter, @NotMattPainter, @FauxMattPainte, @comebackhummel
17. Jim Boeheim, Syracuse (4)
I was asked to coach at Kennesaw State…when I was 13 #prodigy #cuse
— Fake Jim Boeheim (@NotJimmyBoeheim) November 13, 2014
@NotJimBoeheim, @ShitBoeheimSays, @NotJimmyBoeheim, @fauxjimboeheim
18. Bob Huggins, West Virginia (4)
I do not drive a mini van you uneducated goon. I drive a Windstar. To go with my wind pants. #swag
— Bobby Hugs (@NotBobHuggins) November 13, 2012
@FauxCoachHuggs, @FakeBobHuggins, @FalseHuggins, @NotBobHuggins
19. Gregg Marshall, Wichita State (4)
These people that RT me but don't follow…
— Fake Gregg Marshall (@FakeGMarshall) February 11, 2014
@FakeGMarshall, @WSUCoach, @Fake_GMarshall, @FakeTripleG
20. Bo Ryan, Wisconsin (3)
I see I have two lady followers already (with very revealing photos i might add). They say the want to swing. Hmmmm...
— Faux Bo Ryan (@FauxBoKnows) December 9, 2010
@fauxboknows, @fauxboryan, @notboryan
21. Bruce Pearl, Auburn (3)
DAMN ANTIPRESPIRANT
— Fake Bruce Pearl (@FauxBrucePearl) December 6, 2014
@not_pearl, @MR_bruce, @FakeBrucePearl
22. Travis Ford, Oklahoma State (3)
I'm trying to get a fake family going like KU. @FakeKTownsy @_FakeBillSelf_ @FakeJoeDooley
— Travis Ford (@NotTravisFord) April 13, 2012
@NotTravisFord, @FakeTravisFord, @FauxTravisFord
23. Sean Miller, Arizona (3)
— Sean Miller (@FakeSeanMiller) June 3, 2013
@FakeSeanMiller, @Fake_SeanMiller, @FakeCoachMiller
24. Buzz Williams, Virginia Tech (3)
juan are you kidding me you had 5 fouls and 2 points? i dont even remember putting you in the game. #sityourassdown
— Fake Buzz Williams (@Buzz__Williams) February 12, 2013
@FakeBuzzWilliams, @CoachFake, @Buzz__Williams
25. Cuonzo Martin, California (3)
Lol
— Fake Cuonzo Martin (@FakeCuonzo) January 4, 2014
@cuonzo, @NotCuonzoMartin, @FakeCuonzo