auburn Stories - The Crimson Quarry
Things don't make sense at Auburn
Tommy got fired.Everyone wanted Tommy fired.Everyone outside of Auburn said WTF....In Auburn, Tommy fires you!What?Back to school
Patrick Nix to AU
According to the AJC, Auburn interviewed the worst offensive coordinator in the history of the ACC. Congrats Auburn, I hope you hire him. I don't like Pat Nix or Auburn.Whenever I think of Auburn fans, I envision all of them sounding like Conan O'Brien's character the Interrupter:John: "I don't...
Gene Chizik? Really?
In this morning's post, Dane and Bird give you their opinions on how back Auburn sucks.(Dane's Point of View)It's Chizik. Gene Chizik.Oh, that name is familiar, but you don't know who that is? That's because he was the defensive coordinator at Auburn during their undefeated season, but basically...
Oh sweet distraction: Patterson interviews at Auburn
We are reminded of Super Bowl XXXI between the New England Patriots and Green Bay Packers. In the weeks leading up to that Super Bowl, New England head coach Bill Parcells began entertaining offers to join the New York Jets. Naturally, he said there was nothing there, but the whole scenario...
The SEC's New Head Coaches - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Good - Dan Mullen, Mississippi StateAlright, Bulldogs, calm down. Breathe slowly, ok now count backwards from 10. Good, you'll be alright. Yes, the Red Solo Cup did just commend your coaching hire and, yes, we labeled it as "good." But, really, when compared to the two other brand new SEC head...
Some Recruiting Talk
As many of you may know, former Auburn commit and highly coveted halfback Rodney Scott committed to the Rebels this weekend. Scott, one of the most highly touted athletes in Florida this season, made his announcement public on Sunday and also stated that he had cancelled his plans to visit USF and...
A Bloggeur's Rant on Minority Coaching, Southern Stereotypes, et al
Hey, did you know that Syracuse turned Turner Gill down? Yes, the program which most resembles the bombed-out and depleted Afghan countryside turned down the man who coached Division 1A’s previous Afghan lookalike to a conference championship.What, you didn’t know? Well, why in the hell not?Oh...



